sleepingscorpio:

Im rebecca

toytowns:

alittlebitnerdy:

yiffmaster:

can someone tell me what the difference between these two memes are

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because I’m pretty certain they convey the exact same sentiment

No! @nintendette explained this to me the other day!

- Caveman Spongebob (SpongeGar) is when your primal instincts kick in - for example, this image has been used with the title “when you get up in the middle of the night to get food and you hear someone coming” KnowYourMeme page here
- Mr Krabs conveys realization and panic - for example, this image has been paired with the title “when you turn in an exam and your classmates start talking and none of your answers match” KnowYourMeme page here

unga bunga vs whaddafuck

abz-j-harding:

Child of Shadow

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X

gwynndolin:

phoneus:

“reach beyond my face”

“nearly physically assault me”

I’d make that face too 

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dialupmodem:

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

what the fuck is that comment

cat-pun:

littlealienproducts:

Cute Bird Nightlight from Banggood

my review of these:

GET THEM HOLY SHIT

i have the blue one and its so fucking cute okay i love it so much and its rechargeable and what i didnt realize is how goddamn big these are i thought theyd be like the size of a wall night light or something but the bases of these bird lights are the size of my whole hand

also i only charged mine for like 10 minutes and it stayed on the whole night

ANOTHER THING I DIDNT REALIZE: theres an option for “vibrate” but its a mistranslation or just not a very good word– it means that it turns on when you tap it or the surface its on which is really really cool especially for the price

blease get these birds they have improved my life

DEAR TRANS BOYS

retiredvoldemort:

You look really handsome today keep up the good work ily

consonant:

consonant:

consonant:

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

if you were a drink what would you be

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

asktheseastars:

Splatoon Inkfusions: A quick powerpoint explaining a fanmade headcanon!

It’s just something I’ve thought about for a while now, but I’m finally sharing it with everyone! Of course, this is entirely fiction and you don’t have to follow everything “rule by rule”. You can find more explanations here!

If you decide to fuse your own characters, PLEASE use the tag “#Splatoon Inkfusion”! I’d love to see what people come up with!

Please do NOT Edit or Remove Credit! Reposting is fine, but PLEASE link back to this post!

so-i-did-this-thing:

margary:

My tour of sadness through Megacon.

Omg

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crystalwitches:

……….i’ll get my coat

this is a kind of ?? sequel to a post my amedot hero @amethirstyperidrunk made that vidalia taught amethyst about the weird human ritual that is kissing back when they hung out, and here amethyst passes on the wisdom. they might have gotten a little bit carried away. 

thexfiles:

straight women, if you really want to pride yourselves on being Great Allies, i implore you to consider the following:

  • stop using the term ‘girlfriend’ to refer to your lady friends. it’s confusing for us and makes it that much harder for our relationships to be taken seriously
  • stop joking that you and your best friend are Totally Lesbians. our relationships are not yours to make some cutesy little joke with your friends
    • yes, this totally includes using the  👭 emoji on pictures of you and your straight friends on instagram. why do you do that
  • stop using the term ‘girl/woman crush’
  • stop making out with your straight friends to get guys off
  • stop fetishizing our relationships
  • stop assuming that the one lesbian or bi girl you know at school is going to hit on you. chances are, they want absolutely nothing to do with you
    • and stop assuming it’d be the end of the world if she did